i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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