we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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