i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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