Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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