If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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