Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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