How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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