This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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