@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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