oh good, I think they're gone
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?