currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign