that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Randomize
