OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?