you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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