I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
another moral hangover. fuck.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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