it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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