he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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