so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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