He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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