So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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