covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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