I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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