Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Randomize
