BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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