Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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