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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  This girl wants me to lick her pits

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  pits??

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  Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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• (310): View more from California

  Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life

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• (360): View more from Washington

  that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.

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