Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
