are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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