The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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