Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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