So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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