okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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