names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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