Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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