I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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