Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer