that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?