You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.