R you on birth control?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP