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• (540): View more from Virginia

  that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen

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  i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did

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  I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours. 

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• (707): View more from California

  He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?

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