we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.