VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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