i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
