just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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