we have pet lesbian snakes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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