Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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