Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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