Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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