and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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