"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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