But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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