Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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