i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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