Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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