just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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