I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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