So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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