I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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