I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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