Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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