I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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