So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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